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proud mexican/american texas mommy to be. :) unlimited happiness if you ask me.

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thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

(Source: maddybhappy)

(Source: letmedothis, via hardcore)

sadillite:

all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant

(via hardcore)

sol-di-er-on:

never.

(Source: extralargevagina, via hardcore)

(Source: itsonbitch, via z0mbie-pirate)

hightimeslowtides:

emilygt:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years

omg

(via z0mbie-pirate)

pizza:

when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me

(Source: pizza, via z0mbie-pirate)

(Source: blessedwithafuckingcurse, via z0mbie-pirate)

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shybat:

*romantically calls you dude*

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(Source: myfairyking, via getontherevolution)

demolitionfrerardist:

what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the brownies i should be a scientist

(Source: gerardthegay, via z0mbie-pirate)

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(Source: ijustwantyoutoholdme, via la-croix)

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